{"product_id":"paranoid-lyric-hat","title":"Paranoid Lyric Hat","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatured in famous music video!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEveryone loves merch with lyrics on them. And in the most technical sense, that’s how I would describe this particular item! Wow! I feel motivated to buy it already. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeriously. Check the lyric video. He says “don’t” in the song. It’s the first word of the song. Imagine being THAT in front of a trend. Being the FIRST to wear the FIRST word of our FIRST single from our new record. That would be a first! Act fast, though! You’re at risk of being second! And no one likes a follower. A LOSER. The only advice I’ve got for losers is: Don’t HAT the player, HAT the game. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeh. Tied it all in. Just in the nick of time. Don’t Hat. That’s what it is. It’s a… Don’t Hat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOkay maybe not a great joke in print. Print has the sort of visual permanence that makes it too easy to linger on… uh… jokes of this quality. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PUP","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49009828561088,"sku":"iml1789303811841","price":28.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/9509\/2160\/files\/paranoid-lyric-hat_1.png?v=1789303817","url":"https:\/\/freshmodaura.shop\/products\/paranoid-lyric-hat","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}